Girls are made of sugar and spice but the ones with tattoos are naughty and nice.

... sometimes it's just plain hard, life can knock you down, it can break your heart....

 

So somehow I managed to get sick, and then sicker:

 

Human Parvovirus

Cytomegalovirus

Norovirus

Strep Throat

Bronchitis

Bladder Infection

 

Fun. I mean funny. No, I mean for fucks sake!

 

I'm confined to the house because I could give these to anyone. Booooooo.